Fun story short, moms should not text...
Girl texting to her boyfriend: I had succcch a baaad day! I'd feel better if i saw your 8===D...
Guy's Mom: this is his Mom.He's busy,but that's so sweet! You had a bad and you want to see his smile! :)
Girl: yeah,I missed him so much today!Can you show him the text?
Mom: Sure! I showed him the text and he says he can't wait to see your
(.)(.)! I think he means eyes! :) You guys are so adorable! :)
Fun story short, what is better now?
Daughter writing a message to her Dad: Dad,what's better,to Fail or to Pass?
Dad texting back: To pass of course.
Daughter: Oh good!You'll be proud of me! I passed my Pregnancy test!
Dad: GET YOUR A.S.S. HOME RIGHT NOW! :)
Fun story short, marry me
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