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Fun story short, moms should not text... Girl texting to her boyfriend: I had succcch a baaad day! I'd feel better if i saw your 8===D... Guy's Mom: this is his Mom.He's busy,but that's so sweet! You had a bad and you want to see his smile! :) Girl: yeah,I missed him so much today!Can you show him the text? Mom: Sure! I showed him the text and he says he can't wait to see your (.)(.)! I think he means eyes! :) You guys are so adorable! :) Fun story short, what is better now? Daughter writing a message to her Dad: Dad,what's better,to Fail or to Pass? Dad texting back: To pass of course. Daughter: Oh good!You'll be proud of me! I passed my Pregnancy test! Dad: GET YOUR A.S.S. HOME RIGHT NOW! :) Fun story short, marry me How...

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Tensions as Soldiers Invade Police Station in Ibadan 11 April, 2013

People scampered for safety at Mokola area of Ibadan on Thursday as police officers shot sporadically after some soldiers stormed their station in the afternoon The soldiers, who came on motorcycles, reportedly beat and manhandled the police officers they met at the station in order to avenge an alleged brutality inflicted on one of their colleagues on Wednesday by policemen. The affected soldier was said to be a victim of a ‘stop and search’ operation usually embarked upon by officers of the police station every night in front of their Mokola office. The soldier was reportedly shot on the ankle for refusing to heed the order of a police officer who stopped his vehicle. The development...

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RIDICULOUS CHURCH NAMES IN NIGERIA

Here we go: -Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State ) -God's Mennonite Church -Guided Missiles Church -Jesus in the new global Ministry -Healing Has Begun Ministry -God's Own Ministry -The True Assemblies of God Church -Jehovah Sharp Sharp (Festac, Lagos ) -Hurricane Miracle Ministry -Healing Tsunami Ministry -Satan in Trouble Ministry -Fire for Fire Ministry -FIST OF FURY (NTA Pregnancy tests should read "You are Screwed!" or "Keep Screwing...

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Rapper 2shotz Set To Wed, Holds Introduction Ceremony

Music star William Orioha, popularly known as 2shotz is one step closer to being a married man. His introduction ceremony with his girlfriend Precious Jones held yesterday, Tuesday April 9th at the bride's village in Imo State. The last photo below is from their introduction ceremony. Friday is their court wedding in Lagos.     Source = news.naij.c...

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Genevieve Nnaji Covers Genevieve Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Edition (PHOTOS)

It doesn’t get more cliche than this; Nigerian star actress Genevieve Nnaji has covered popular women’s lifestyle and fashion publication Genevieve Magazine. Something looks different though, Genny doesn’t wear her ubiquitous ‘calm and relaxed’ look, opting for the ‘doll house’ impression (think Nicki Minaj right now). Nnaji, often referred to as the ‘Julia Roberts of Africa’ is dressed in a Lanre Da Silva dress, the photoshoot is credited to Moussa Moussa with her makeup done by Banke Meshida Lawal.                 Source = news.naij.co...

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PHOTOS: Pale Kim Kardashian Looks Tired and Curvier Than Ever

  Kim Kardashian battles her pregnancy cravings by munching on some healthy porridge. And she showed off her ever-growing baby bump - as well as her well-rounded bum - in a pair of casual yoga pants and a grey sweater. The curvaceous 32-year-old headed to the gym early on Tuesday morning downing some Quaker Oatmeal Express as she went. Kim looked pale and tired, going make-up free as she clambered in to her waiting vehicle ready for the exercise session. However her sleepy exterior didn't mean she wasn't ready for action, she wrote on Twitter: "Rise and grind! Gym time." Later in the day Kim transformed her scruffy, washed-out look and re-emerged looking tanned and fabulous...

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Zambian Gay Rights Activist Arrested

A human rights activist has been arrested in Zambia minutes after he appeared on live television calling for homosexuality to be decriminalised. Gay Pride festival in Soweto, South Africa Zambia is among the 37 African nations to outlaw homosexuality. Paul Kasonkomona was being driven from the Muvi TV studio in the capital, Lusaka, when his car was stopped by police. He was detained overnight at a local station. On Monday he was charged with "inciting the public to take part in indecent activities", police said, and was due to appear in court imminently. Officers reportedly tried to stop Kasonkomona's interview as it was in progress but managers at the TV station refused to take him off air. Homosexuality is outlawed in 37...

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Boko Haram: Okupe Denies Insulting Muslims

Okupe in statement said he never made the statement being attributed to him either during the interview or in any other place.   “My attention has been drawn to a statement purportedly made by me on an interview programme aired on a Lagos Television station (TV CONTINENTAL) on Sunday 7th April, 2013 to the effect that the ‘Boko Haram sect is working according to the tenets of Islam’…one thing is certain, Boko Haram will never be able to Islamize Nigeria and cannot convert President Jonathan from Christianity to Islam,” he said.   “Let me state categorically that I, Doyin Okupe never made such a statement either on the Television Continental interview referred to by these desperate people or on any other occasion. us...

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Igbos Should Bannish Okwu For Calling Ojukwu ‘Extrimist’ – Umeh

  For describing the late Ikemba Nnewi, Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu as an extremist, the National Chairman of the Peter Obi faction of All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA, Chief Maxi Okwu, Wednesday, came under criticism with a call on him to immediately tender an apology to Igbos for trying to rub mud on the image and character of the former Biafran leader. The party said should Okwu fail to tender apology to Ndigbo for daring to call Ojukwu an “Extrimist” he should be ostracized for showing disrespect to the late leader of the party. Okwu had in his post-election speech at the convention of APGA in Awka, Anambra State last Monday, described Ojukwu as an extremist saying his leadership of the party would...

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Minimum Wage Protest Turns Bloody In Bauchi

  A protest match by aggrieved primary school teachers drawn from the 23 local government areas of Benue state, Tuesday, went awry at the main entrance of the State Government House where many including women were allegedly beaten by security personnel who also fired teargas canisters at the protesters. The action of the security operatives created a stampede which left many of the aggrieved teachers sustaining varying degrees of injuries. The teachers had converged in their numbers as early as 9am at the State Secretariat of the Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, from where they mobilized for the peaceful match which was to terminate at the Government House where they expected Governor Gabriel Suswam to address them. Some of them...

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100 vehicles vandalised, many injured in Lagos violence

No fewer than 100 vehicles were vandalised and many injured when urchins, otherwise known as “Area boys” on reprisal invaded four streets in Akoka and Pedro in Somolu Local Government Area of Lagos State. The hoodlums were said to have arrived the area through the Somolu Market pretending to be holding a candlelight procession for a man, identified simply as Old Skool. The man was allegedly stabbed repeatedly by some youths during a rally organised by the Somolu LG Chairman, Mr. Gbolahan Bago-Stowe to mark the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Solanke Street. Old Skool died on Easter Sunday, thus creating tension in the Akoka part of the LG. Our correspondent learnt that more than 70 hoodlums stormed the streets between 10pm...

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Appeal Court: Umeh Remains APGA Chairman

  SAN FRANCISCO, April 09, (THEWILL) - The crisis in the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) deepened, Monday, as the Court of Appeal sitting in Enugu granted a stay of execution on the Enugu High Court judgment which earlier removed Chief Victor Umeh from office as the party’s chairman. In a unanimous ruling delivered by the three-man panel led by Justice D. Galinge, the Appeal Court ordered that the parties in the matter should return to the status quo pending the determination of the main suit. “The judgment by the trial court, restraining the appellant from parading himself as the national chairman of APGA, cannot hold because the appellant contested the jurisdiction of the trial court.“The Court of Appeal has the...

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27 killed in another clash in Plateau

  About 25 people are believed to have been killed at Zango village in Wase LGA of Plateau State as ethnic militia engaged in fresh hostilities. The killings which is believed to be a continuation of hostilities between the Tarok and the Fulani left several casualties on both sides. It was learn that  armed militia invaded  Wase town yesterday afternoon but were repelled by the town's vigilante members who pursued  and killed many of them. 'Shortly after we completed Zuhur prayers we heard gunshots being fired into our community and everybody started running, but we were able to chase the militants away and burnt their camps around the area. 'Five of our youths were killed and we brought back their corpses...

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Jonathan, world leaders mourn Margaret Thatcher

  \President Goodluck Jonathan has joined other world leaders in mourning the death of former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher describing her as one of the world's greatest leaders. In a condolence message signed by the President's Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Dr Reuben Abati, he said  'having already attained a legendary status in her lifetime after positively transforming Britain forever in her eleven and half years as Prime Minister, Baroness Thatcher will, with her passage today formally take her place in history as one the greatest world leaders of our time'. He noted that 'Baroness Thatcher will be eternally honoured for serving her country with immense passion and strong-willed determination...

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Pillars crash out ofCAF Champions League

  Kano Pillars blamed biased officiating after they crashed out of the CAF Champions League on the away goals rule at AC Leopard of Congo. The Nigeria champions lost 3-0 on Sunday to AC Leopard for this first round tie to be tied 4-4 on aggregate, but the Congolese sneaked through having scored a goal in Kano in the first match. The round defining-goal was from the penalty spot in stoppage time in Brazzaville on Sunday. Pillars spokesman Idris Malikawa said the Ivorian referee robbed his team of qualification to the next round of the competition. “This is daylight robbery. African football is doomed with such refereeing,” blasted Malikawa. “It’s just unbelievable and if this is how African football is, then we are all doomed.” Malikawa...

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Pope wants to act 'with determination' against sex abuse

Pope Francis urges Vatican disciplinarians to act 'with determination' against sexual abuse committed by members of the Catholic clergy, says the Holy See in a statement. VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis on Friday urged Vatican disciplinarians to act "with determination" against sexual abuse committed by members of the Catholic clergy, the Holy See said in a statement, the pope's first public pronouncement on the issue. "The Holy Father in particular asked that the congregation ... act with determination in cases of sexual abuse," the Vatican said, referring to the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which handles such cases, after the pope met with its director. ...

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South Africa's Mandela Leaves Hospital After Pneumonia

Nelson Mandela was discharged on Saturday from the hospital where he had been undergoing treatment for pneumonia, South Africa’s presidency said in a statement. The decision to release the 94-year-old, anti-apartheid icon was taken “following a sustained and gradual improvement in his general condition,” the statement said. “The former President will now receive home-based high care,” it added. “President [Jacob] Zuma thanks the hard-working medical team and hospital staff for looking after Madiba so efficiently." The statement said Zuma also extended “his gratitude to all South Africans and friends” of the country in Africa and overseas. Source = news.naij.com   ...

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Ekiti State Deputy Governor, Mrs Funmilayo Olayinka Is Dead

The Deputy Governor of Ekiti State in Nigeria, Mrs Funmilayo Olayinka, has died of cancer, elombah.com has learnt. According to family sources, the deputy governo died this afternoon after bouts of cancer. 52 year old Funmilayo Olayinka has been deputy governor since 16th October 2010... ...

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Jose Mourinho wants £12m a year salary to retake Chelsea job

  Jose Mourinho will demand a £12million-a-year salary to re-take the Chelsea job and wants Frank Lampard to stay.The Special One has set a special price to return to his Stamford Bridge throne, which would also hinge on the Blues qualifying for the Champions League.Popular Mourinho’s proposed west London 'homecoming' will be even better received with his ­determination to keep Stamford Bridge legend Lampard at the club. Mirror Sport ­understands the Portuguese has already made discreet enquiries about the midfielder’s plans and will urge him to hold off on a final decision until his own destiny is resolved. The former Blues boss remains a huge fan of Lampard and would want him to be part of his Chelsea set-up if he does...

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Wizkid Back with EME Crew

  Wizkid is currently in Cotonou with Dj Xclusive and Shaydee. Star Boy hasnt been spotted with any of E.M.E crew since the breakup rumors. he tweeted "Cotonou , we here! @djxclusive @shaydeeboi !! EME/STARBOY!! ...

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INI EDO'S SEXY CURVES, BUM CAUSE STIRS AT AN EVENT

  Recently at the unveiling of Glo X Factor, one actress whose entrance caused stir is Ini Edo. The beautiful actress, Ini made a show–stopping appearance at the event held at the Get Arena, Lekki, Lagos, last Wednesday. Ini's sexy curves and wow bum which hid inside her brown dress made all men to fall over themselves and on a number of occasions, she was being asked to come to the red carpets for shots with teeming fans taking turns for photo ops. In Nollywood, where very few actresses have combined their art, sex and style perfectly, Ini Edo stands out and constant like a Northern Star. In her word, “I think I was prettier when I was much younger. I saw some of my old pictures and I was like wow! Was this me? How...

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Over 110 roasted, crushed on Benin-Ore and Onitsha-Owerri roads

IT was a Friday of carnage on the roads in Edo and Anambra states as about 90 deaths were recorded. Over 60 passengers were roasted alive in multiple accidents along Benin-Ore road while at least 30 persons were feared dead on Onitsha-Owerri expressway.It was a gory sight as more than 60 passengers were burnt to death in an accident at Ugbogui village near Okada town in Ovia North East council area of Edo State and Ofosu in Ondo State.The incident occurred at about noon along the dual carriage Benin-Ore-Lagos road. It involved an articulated vehicle, a tanker fully laden with petrol and a luxurious bus. The Nigerian Compass gathered that the trailer belonging to Dangote Group Limited, carrying bags of cement had a head-on collision...

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